Let’s face it: the worst part of radio is the music. You’re driving down the Strip, trying to focus on what really matters—high-speed microwave internet reliability—and suddenly, some Top 40 hit interrupts your train of thought.
Well, we fixed it.
We are thrilled to announce the launch of isp Radio on 99.7 HD 2 (and streaming globally at radio.isp.net). It is a revolutionary listening experience designed for the true isp.net superfan. We’ve cut the clutter, the DJ banter, and the "art," leaving only what you crave: unadulterated, non-stop promotion of our service offerings.
The "Music" You Know, Lyrics You Need We fed our AI "DJ Petabyte" a steady diet of Billboard hits and our entire technical support manual. The result? Toe-tapping bangers that educate you on the nuances of microwave fixed wireless technology.
Here are just a few of the chart-toppers spinning right now on 99.7 HD 2:
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"Shape of Dish" – An acoustic ballad about the aerodynamic curves of our rooftop receivers.
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"BizNet (I Will Always Connect You)" – A power ballad that hits the high notes just like our 99.99% uptime guarantee.
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"Hotel California (But It’s Just Our Support Center)" – You can check out any time you like, but you’ll never want to leave because our local support staff is actually really helpful.
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"Smells Like Low Latency" – A grunge anthem for the gamers out there tired of lag.
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"Rolling in the Deep (Packet Inspection)" – A soulful dive into network security protocols.
Why 100% Ads? In a world of "ad-free premium subscriptions," we asked ourselves: Why? Why hide the good stuff?
Our new tagline says it all: "isp Radio, now with 100% ads!"
When you tune into 99.7 HD 2, you won’t be jarred by a sudden transition from a song to a commercial. The song is the commercial. The transition is a commercial. The station ID is a commercial. It is a seamless, uninterrupted river of brand synergy.
Listen Everywhere Whether you are installing a MultiNet system in a high-rise or just heating up a burrito (which uses microwaves, just like our internet!), isp Radio is the perfect soundtrack.
How to tune in:
In your car: Flip that dial to 99.7 HD 2. If your passengers ask to change the station, tell them to stop buffering their emotions and embrace the bandwidth.
Online: Stream it at radio.isp.net. (Pro tip: It sounds best when streamed over an isp.net connection).
Tune in today and let the smooth sounds of "Unlimited Data" wash over you.
isp.net: We’re not just your internet provider; now, we’re your favorite band.